Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'3"
Weight
300 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
hunting, video games, music, television, computers, travel, movies, nudism, target practice, killing zombies, shopping, pole dancing
Body Type
pleasantly plump, overweight, voluptuous, large, fat and proud
Movies
psychological thrillers, romantic comedy, murder mysteries, steamy, drama, horror, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
light brown, dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes
Profession
Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
electronic cigarettes, socially, no - open to dating smokers though, pipe
I currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, there is a party every night, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
class clown, the life of the party, a couch potato, flirt, anti-social, loner
Political Views
republican, conservative
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
professional, conservative, white trash, redneck, flirt, romantic
Individuality
circus clown, tattoos, pirate at heart, goatee, beard, cougar lover, freak
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
penpal, romance, relationship, friends only, dating, conversation, soulmate, miss right, the yin to my yang, travel companion
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20, i was born in march
Gender
Male
Hair Style
short hair, shaved head
Fitness & Sports
armchair quarterback
Health Related
diabetic, minor dietary issues, minor health issues
Languages
Pirate, Pig Latin, English
